Entrepreneur with interests in the drinks industry and other areas - operating mainly online but with the added pleasures of a warehouse and bricks and mortar shop too. Co-founder of The Alcohol-Free Shop, the UK's leading supplier of alcohol-free, de-alcoholised and non-alcoholic drinks. Normally I'll either be in Malaga, Spain, or Manchester, UK. I like extremes. Email me

Still alive…

I’ve just realised how long it’s been since I last blogged.

And how I’ve not even mentioned I became a father for the first time (at the age of 45, now 46) last July.

She’s beautiful. Wonderful. It’s incredible. Utterly, mind-blowingly, incredible.

A belated welcome to the world to Julia Marie Risby Fernandez.

She’ll be 8 months old in a few days.

I’m not sure why I haven’t posted about it.

Maybe I’ve just been too busy enjoying spending time with her.

But anyway, that’s that news. Everyone who knows me well knows anyway, but I should have acknowledged it here.

I’ll write something in more detail at some point. Maybe when she leaves home to go to uni or something.

Oh, and recently I’ve started doing some videos. I mean, I’ve been doing videos for a while, but with me in them. I know. Crazy eh? Who’d have guessed that. Maybe it’s the side-effects of being a father.

Anyway, here’s the latest three…

Speak soon(er than the last gap). x

Business, Personal, Technology

Why I owned a Macbook Pro for a day — and what it says to me about the future of Apple


Blog Review

“You are brilliant – just as I think you are about to end, you keep on going. It’s like Game of Thrones without the budget or the excitement”

A dear friend


On Saturday I bought a new Macbook Pro with touch bar. And on Sunday I returned it.

The only surprising part of this is the fact I returned it so soon.

I was expecting to keep it for maybe a week. Certainly no more than the 14 day return period Apple offer on all purchases.

You see, I never intended to keep this computer. I basically ‘abused’ their return policy.

I don’t feel great about it, but I don’t feel too bad either considering my experience with Apple over the last nine months.

Ultimately the fault lies with them, their generally terrible customer service policies and a design/manufacturing fault with the late 2016 15″ Macbook Pro touch bar model. A fault that I’ve yet to see them publicly accept despite the fact it is accepted internally, has a fault code, and internet forums and youtube are full of people reporting the same problems.

Many of these people are being forced to pay out of their own pockets for expensive repairs even though there is, what seems to be a secret, repair programme in place.

Hopefully this article might help one or two people get what they deserve from Apple.

The short version of this story is if you have a late 2016 15″ touch bar model and you have problems with noises or the screen, go to Apple and, unless you know you’ve done something stupid like dropped it or put a hammer through the screen, demand they fix it or replace it.

The full version below is much longer and quite boring. But it’s here for public record and to get it off my chest more than anything else.

In December I bought a 15″ Macbook Pro with touch bar. I’d read the reviews. They were mixed. It was generally accepted that they were too expensive for what they are — even by Apple’s standards — and the switch to USB-C meant using dongles until the world catches up.

But I needed a new Macbook and it was the best option. I expected to be a bit disappointed in the cost/feature ratio department — and the dongle nonsense — but what I didn’t expect was 9 months of stress, arguing, character assassination, lost time and money.

It started badly with the computer making random noises. Creaking, squeaking, cracking — I never could decide the best way to describe it, maybe it was all three.

It would happen randomly. Sometimes when I wasn’t even touching it. Other times when I was typing and took my hands away from the side of the touchpad where they normally rest.

I also noticed a strange hollow metallic sound when I lightly tapped the side of the touchpad. I tried the same thing on other Macbooks in the house and they didn’t make the sound. I tried it on the same model in stores, and none of them made the sound.

I reported it to Apple but they dismissed it.

Then things took a noticeable turn for the worse.

I opened my Macbook one evening to find the screen black and what I thought was a bit of dirt or dust in the middle, just under the web cam.

I gently brushed it away — or tried to — but it wasn’t dust. It was a tiny crack. And brushing it — I can’t stress how lightly — caused it to crack right down and off to the center right of the screen.

It was, to be as polite as I can under the circumstances, totally buggered.

Now, what was interesting about this was although my laptop now had no working screen, amazingly all the creaks and squeaks and cracking noises had stopped.

A strange co-incidence some may say. Or proof that there was something wrong with the case and/or screen, as I believed.

I live in Malaga — although my business is in the UK and the laptop was bought in the UK — so I took it to the Marbella store. A good hour journey each way, plus a toll road — unless I want the journey to be even longer.

This is where things started to get nasty and Apple — who have been testing my patience for a few years — really did their best to get rid of a customer who has so many Macs listed on his account, plus lots of other Apple devices, that sometimes they get confused which one they are dealing with.

They immediately told me it was my fault. They claimed it had to be. They said once a screen leaves the factory, if it breaks, it is always the users fault.

I had a thin web cam cover on and they tried to claim that was the reason it broke. I suspected they might try that and it did cross my mind to take it off before showing it them, but I decided there was no need as it wasn’t the cause.

The company that makes the covers claimed to have never had a complaint about it and I’ve not found anything online about similar problems. A couple of Mac store workers told me quietly that it absolutely had nothing to do with it, but they weren’t the people making the decisions.

I know for a fact I didn’t break the screen. I know the noises the case was making. And I know that once the screen had cracked the noises stopped.

But Apple didn’t care. They continued to insist it was me who did it. They called me a liar.

Eventually — because I refused to give in — they offered to repair it as a one-off gesture. But I didn’t want a repair, I wanted a replacement. This was a new computer that had been faulty — I believed — since the day I got it. Why should I have a new computer repaired? And why should I go for up to 2 weeks without it? I do have older Macbooks lying around in various conditions but that’s not the point. I have this one for a reason.

During all this discussion one member of Apple staff actually told me ‘There’s the law, and then there’s Apple policy’ and he wasn’t talking about their policy being stronger than the law. I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt at first — he’s Spanish and he was speaking a second language — but no, that is what he said and that’s what he meant.

No Apple. There is the law. That’s it.

Anything Apple want to do above that is great, but the law is the law.

I ended up going back to the Manchester store where I bought it. I was flying over from Spain anyway to get married at Manchester Town Hall.

We were only there a few days and I spent a number of hours, on the Saturday before I got married on the Sunday, ‘debating’ with the manager and several members of the Apple staff there. A couple of them were actually very good and supportive but overall it was a very stressful afternoon.

Eventually, when they finally realised I was serious and I wasn’t going to leave the store otherwise, they agreed to let me swap it for a new one. Actually, that’s what I thought they meant, but what they really meant was they would refund the near £3000 the laptop cost on to my card and let me buy another one. Of course, it would be a few days before the money from the refund was back in my account but …

So I bought another one there and then. I was pleasantly surprised to find they had the top spec model in-store (normally you have to order them) which I’d originally wanted but wasn’t available at the time, so I bought that. A faster CPU, faster graphics card, 1TB drive etc. So another £3,300 off my card and I finally left with a brand new Macbook Pro to replace the one with the broken screen. Oh, and my very-future wife bought an Apple Watch while she was waiting.

All that done, I could get on with getting married.

That whole experience left me furious with Apple. But it was to get worse.

The new one made the same noises. Actually, they were subtly different, but it made noises it shouldn’t.

As I’d just got married, and I’m generally always busy anyway, I didn’t get around to calling Apple about it for a while. I should have done. And I kept meaning to. I should have called them straight-way.

But then something else went wrong — the keyboard started playing up and some keys didn’t respond fully — which meant I had to call them so I reported the noises on the new one too.

Eventually I was passed on to a senior telephone advisor — a wonderful, friendly and knowledgable Scottish chap called Alasdair — who really listened to the problems I’d faced with the last one, all the stress I’d gone through, and asked me to send him a video of the noises this Macbook was making.

He passed it on to engineering in California. He’d heard some other reports of similar problems. He was the first to admit that to me. Everyone else up to now, both Marbella and Manchester, and telephone support, had said they had never heard of anyone having similar problems.

They only had to look at Mac forums or Youtube to see it being reported but that’s one thing I learned through this experience. Even senior advisors at Apple have very limited access to the internet at work, which doesn’t just show a shocking level of trust in their staff, but is a genuine hinderance to their ability to do their job. It’s less surprising they haven’t heard about problems from customers if they can’t read the forums their customers post on.

A few weeks later Alasdair got in touch. Apple HQ had accepted there was a fault with the late 2016 15″ Macbook with touch bar that was causing the noises.

And the fix?

A free screen replacement.

I still don’t know exactly what the connection is between the screen and the case noises. Maybe the screen wasn’t set properly in the case? Maybe the case was putting pressure on the screen? I just don’t know, but — as I knew when my cracked screen caused my Macbook to stop making the noises — they are obviously linked.

Another trip to the Marbella store — which I was told I had to do and I couldn’t do over the phone even though the outcome was inevitable — resulted in them ordering the parts. Another afternoon gone, two more tolls paid.

The guy I spoke to then knew about the problem immediately. He told me Apple stores around the world had been getting complaints for months. He told me that they’d known about it for a while but it’s a numbers game — until enough people complain, they’d deny it.

I also had to put further pressure on Apple to agree to replace the keyboard at the same time but eventually they did agree.

Having just had a baby daughter, it’s taken a few weeks for me to get around to taking it in for repair after they got the parts in. I had to tell them I’d be delayed otherwise they would have used the parts for someone else and I’d have to start over again.

I still thought, and still think, I deserved a full replacement. This machine left the factory damaged. As did the one before. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect — for £3,300— a computer that hasn’t had to be repaired so soon because of a design or manufacturing fault.

But frankly after 9 months, I’m so tired of the arguments, and busy with my baby daughter, that I agreed to the repair.

Which takes me back to how this article stated.

Apple, in their unquestionable wisdom, refuse to lend replacement computers when a machine has to go in for repair. I can understand this as a general policy, but sometimes — like maybe when you’ve had two laptops costing around 3k each in the space of 3 months, both faulty from the factory, countless trips to various stores, travel costs, petrol, toll roads, days off work, been called a liar etc — sometimes, you think they’d find a laptop to lend.

But no, they simply refuse.

Amazingly, a number of staff over the months suggested the solution I eventually used — to buy a new Macbook with the express intention of using it while mine was repaired and then return it under their 14 day returns policy. At one point I even considering buying everything I could afford just to mess with them. But I decided that was a tad childish.

When I took my Macbook in for repair on Saturday I was given the usual ‘up to 2 weeks’ timescale for the repair. So I bought the replacement and copied my laptop over in the store before handing mine over. It took around two hours.

Then, yesterday, less than 24 hours later, I got an email saying my computer was ready for collection. It’s had a new screen put in and a new top case (including the keyboard). The bill — had they charged me — would have been just under 1000 euros.

So last night I went back and collected my repaired computer. Credit to Apple for repairing it so fast, perhaps someone read my case notes and realised that’s the least they could do.

And credit too to the staff member who processed the refund. They presumed I was returning it because it was a a Spanish keyboard (I gather that’s a common reason for British people to return them in Marbella), but I told him the truth. He agreed the no-loan policy is far from perfect and I had no problem getting a full refund.

But what an absolutely ridiculous position to be in. That computer — that I had for 24 hours — is now used. I don’t know what Apple do with them, but they can’t sell it for full price as new, because it’s not.

Hey, here’s an idea. They could use it to lend to people who have computers in for repair…

So, after 9 months of being treated like crap by a company I’ve (nearly) always loved, I now have — hopefully — a fully working Macbook Pro for the first time since December.

So far, no creaks or squeaks or cracking noises at all. And when I tap it, I get a nice solid thud, not the hollow metallic sound the last ones had (ok, I don’t need to tap it any more, that was just to show there was a problem…)

And the keyboard is working properly too.


Despite Alasdair’s great telephone support, and a couple of in-store staff, I’m afraid my view of Apple’s customer service in general is still poor.

I wouldn’t treat one of my customers like this, and my company doesn’t have a couple of hundred billion dollars of cash in the bank like Apple do.

They used to — or at least I seem to remember they used to — act like a a prestige car company. Stupidly expensive, yes, but in return the dealer knows you by name and they treat you as more than just another faceless customer.

Sadly Apple seem to have stopped trying to be the Porsche or Ferrari of computers, while keeping the same prices — or, in the case of this Macbook range, actually putting the prices up — but decided to adopt the customer services policies of a dodgy used car lot.

And I’m not even going to start on the physical quality of the new machines. That’s a whole story in itself. Let’s just say they long passed the point of form over function and they need to remember a notebook is a portable device.

I hesitate to link the changes at Apple directly to the death of Steve Jobs. I admired him in many ways but I was never a fanboy of either him or Apple. But the change in Apple’s attitude does seem to co-incide with his death and Tim Cook’s leadership.

If I didn’t need certain applications I’d use Linux on a non-Apple laptop (I use it for servers already). And it’d take a lot to drag me back to Windows. So, for now at least, I feel I’m basically trapped into using Apple products (although the Hackintosh concept is interesting).

When you combine a feeling of being trapped into a product, with large price increases and appalling customer ‘service’, it’s very easy to lose long-term customers.

Not everyone hates Windows like I do, or needs certain apps like I do. And those are the customers who will soon be looking at the choices available and increasingly picking something other than a Macbook.

I hope I’m wrong. I don’t want to see Apple collapse again like it did the last time Jobs left the company. Especially as this time Jobs can never return.

It wouldn’t take that much to fix it. They have the cash to do it. They have the cash to do anything they want.

The fact they don’t suggests it’s either that the management don’t know what’s going on and don’t pay attention to their customers, or it’s a deliberate decision to treat customers like this.

Neither option is good for the long-term future of the company.

Apple, please, fix these basic problems. Hold your hands up when you make mistakes. Treat customers fairly. Apologise to them when you’ve mistreated them (you can even apologise for calling me a liar if you wish). Start putting yourself in the shoes of your customers before making rigid blanket policy decisions.

And, basically, just generally try to do the right thing. It’s not hard to work out what that is. All of you at Apple — even Tim Cook — are customers of many companies too. Think how you’d like to be treated and take it from there.

Damn it, I’ve just given away my planned business book for free. It was destined to be a best-seller. Oh well, here it is in full.

Chapter 1. ‘How to run a business’ — ‘Think like a customer’. The End.

I’ve read about other people not putting up the same level of fight I did over this fault — and I don’t blame them — who have ended up paying Apple to ‘repair’ the damage ‘they’ did to their Macbook. If you’ve done that with this model, I urge you to go back and demand they return your money.

In the meantime, I’ll get back to work using my newly repaired Macbook — pleased it is fixed and working properly, but forever resentful of the last 9 months of stress and arguments, and dreading something else going wrong with it.


Raise a glass to absent friends?

There’s nothing like death to ruin a good day. And this was a pretty great day.

I was working in the mountains of Malaga on a beautiful, hot, summer afternoon.

Alternating between the relatively cool workshop to drill or cut metal, and the warmth of the shaded veranda where I was assembling my project and, perhaps more often, puzzling over the next ‘design’ decision.

My peace was shattered by a Facebook notification on my phone. It was a message from a friend who I’ll just call B.

I’d known B online for a few years. I knew he had problems with alcohol. When we first met he was sober and had some exciting plans. He appeared to have some great parts to his life, coupled with the problems that alcoholism brings – but he seemed determined to sort things out.

Being perfectly honest, sometimes he would annoy me in that way alcoholics and other people with a passion can annoy others. The ‘this is so important to me so you must find it important too, so do what I want you to do now’ attitude.

I know it well. I do the same to others. I try not to but … well, it’s important to me and surely you can just do it now?..

So for a while he’d annoy me and I’d ignore some of his emails and hope he’d go away. But over time I grew to like him.

Then some time in the last year – I forget now if it was late last year or earlier this year – he randomly called the shop and asked to speak to me. I rarely take unsolicited calls and at first I think I told my colleague to ask him to email. But then I thought – what harm can it do, just speak to him. And I was glad I did.

I’d known him for a number of years by this point, but only online. This was to be our first, and last, ‘real’ interacton.

He called on the pretence of something else but it was clear he needed to talk and the conversation quickly moved to that subject.

So we talked. And for quite a while.

He was drinking again and he wasn’t well.

He knew what he was doing. He knew the dangers and the risks but he had fallen back with an old crowd of pub friends due – if I remember correctly – to the breakup of a relationship and a move back to an old area.

When your social circle is fellow alcoholics in the pub, you tend to drink.

I was left with the strong impression he would get himself sober again. I made it clear I was always available for him to talk if he needed to.

Some alcoholics fall off the wagon and then get back on again. B was an intelligent man. He knew the science and the theories and the realities… He’ll get sober again soon, I was sure of it.

But, in the hands, mind and body of an alcoholic, alcohol doesn’t care about any of that.

Obviously, the Facebook message wasn’t from B. It was a relative using his account to tell friends he had died, and giving a number to call for more information.

I hesitated to ask the question, but when I spoke to his sister-in-law she confirmed it was a drink-related death. He’d fallen down the stairs. She said she thought others may have survived and recovered, but he was too weak.

It’s often the case that families, friends and even coroners, play down the role of alcohol in someone’s death. I can understand friends and families doing it, but for too long coroners have only looked at the final cause of death and ignored the underlying problem that contributed or even directly caused the ’cause’ of death.

It’s only recently the system is starting to take a more holistic approach and to acknowledge the role alcohol plays in many deaths.

I was relieved that she was open about his problems, and pleased she confirmed he was a lovely man, albeit – like all of us – flawed. He was lucky to have such understanding and loving relatives.

I went though my usual cycle of emotions on hearing such news. Sadness. Anger. Despair. Gratitude.

But the reality is B is dead. Yet another person to add the list of people taken too soon.

When I had the long telephone call with him, it was clear he knew he had to stop. He knew how bad things were. He had plans and ambitions. He just needed to get himself sober and out of his current situation.

I ended that call feeling happier for knowing him and hopeful for his recovery, but also saddened by his situation, and even more grateful for my 13 years sobriety.

I ended the call with his sister-in-law feeling many of the same emotions, except the hope was gone and replaced with anger of yet another wasted life.

So, what’s the solution?

I’ll be damned if I know.

Prohibition? Not for me. Without even getting into the personal liberty issue, it hasn’t worked before and it’s unlikely to ever work. The illegal status of other drugs has never stopped them being used.

Education? For some maybe it will help, but B certainly didn’t need that.

Price? Again, for some – especially kids – it may help reduce consumption. But I don’t believe that would have helped B. He could have afforded it any price I think.

Marketing and sponsorship? Certainly there are things that can be done here to help prevent people drinking too much too soon in their lives, but it’s not a cure-all.

Good alternative adult drinks? Sure. That’s my business and my passion. And I know they help many people stay sober, but B knew about them and had drank them in the past. Good-tasting non-alcoholic alternatives alone are not a cure-all either.

I honestly don’t have an answer, and I don’t think anyone does.

And that is the truly upsetting thing about all this.